6 Week Dinner Menu: 6 Week Dinner Menu Recipes

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"Hey baby! You Like fine cooking? 'Cuz you know what? I got Swanson's Dinner in the freezer with your name all over it!"--Jimmy Fallon

"What my mother taught me about cooking was that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else will do it for you."

Why don't men cook? No one has ever invented a steak that fits in the toaster.

Little Johnny's class went on a field trip to the fire station. When the fireman asked who knew what the smoke detector was, little Johnny's hand shot up and he said "That's how my mommy knows that dinner is ready!"

How do women define a 50/50 relationship?

We cook/They eat
We Clean/They dirty
We Iron?They wrinkle

If you eat something, and no one else sees you eat it, it has no calories.

85% of women are responsible for cooking dinner. 84% wish they didn't have to!

Thursday, January 15, 2009

6 Week Dinner Menu Recipes

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